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ARRSE Maidens

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Female ARRSE members who the Adonis-like male ARRSE population enjoy referring to as Hippocrocagrillapigs or Forty tonne behemoths. The word 'Maiden' is used in many literary contexts to imply virginity but this is not the case in this instance; in fact for the majority of female Arrsers, the last time they saw their virginity was about the last time they were able to see their feet when standing upright.

See also Pig in Knickers.

Arrse whose tradesman's entrance is left on the lightest of latches should an honest journeyman seek bum love within...