Baron Castleshort and the Cockfest
Origins of the Cockfest
Twas in August 2011 that the good Baron Castleshort decides to send another legal letter to ARRSE. Sensible men don't do this - it's akin to prodding a hornet's nest. Before long the counter-offensive was under way.
with target indication given shortly thereafter.
The great cockfest was on..
An Innocent Guest Book
Poor little Guest Book, containing but simple enquiries....
The Opening Bombardment
First came a simple ranging shot, then a round dead on target.
More batteries opened fire...
The Counter Attack begins (well - sort of...)
A feeble riposte from 'down under', rapidly seen off by a leprechaun
Normal service was resumed as soon as possible.
The Real Bombardment begins
The return of the leprechaun
We learn about Jimbo's cloak of invisibility - no wonder he was never spotted in any of the units he 'served' in.
His Holiness the Pope becomes involved...
Be afraid, be very afraid. The female ninjista Lisa 'Pinknails' Baldwin joins the fray. The head of the female IBA rides to Jimbo's rescue...
Only to be caught in the open by a 'Time on Target' salvo...
The first satisfied customer turns up - step forward colonel Gadaffi.
We are honoured by a visit from HM the Queen and (from beyond the grave) Saddam Hussain.
Followed by a retired general...
...and the founder of the IBA
Turning Serious for a Moment
Theses pot shots are not aimed at members of the IBA - many of whom are decent and well meaning.