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Baron Castleshort and the Cockfest
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Origins of the Cockfest
Twas in August 2011 that the good Baron Castleshort decides to send another legal letter to ARRSE. Sensible men don't do this - it's akin to prodding a hornet's nest. Before long the counter-offensive was under way.
with target indication given shortly thereafter.
The great cockfest was on..
An Innocent Guest Book
Poor little Guest Book, containing but simple enquiries....
The Opening Bombardment
First came a simple ranging shot, then a round dead on target.
More batteries opened fire...
Then the command Fire Mission Arrse was given...
The Counter Attack begins (well - sort of...)
A feeble riposte from 'down under', rapidly seen off by a leprechaun
Normal service was resumed as soon as possible.
