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booboo
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Date Joined 11 November 2005
Posts Chats more likely
Location Dreamland
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IMAGE COMING SOON! I love my ARRSE!
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Booboo, a Chav hating Welsh bird resident in Englandshire. Ambition in life is to marry a rich, well endowed old man to maintain her in the standards to which mummy and daddy had her accustomed. In the mean time, is happy to continue with her day job of making muffin tops. Has an aversion to supermarkets and all things domesticated in nature, in her defence though she gives great headache. A potential glasgow crawl survivor.

Phwoar she's gorgeous. Hitler.

She is also extremely fit, can leap tall buildings in a single bound and good at everything she does (Damn her) , apart from pastry and shopping. Is very good at keeping up the morale of troops far from home. All round super-hottie with an IQ like a Brian Lara innings, fabulous teeth and a real catch , if you can put aside the Welsh thing. Spends most of her time in chat fending off enquiries from MDN centered on her no doubt excellent bottom, making 'cuddly' remarks and torturing students. Gives fantastic headache, and is adept and skilled at being a squaddiechick, in spite of the fact she looks like butter wouldn't melt. Can also text at about 200 words a minute, no doubt whilst ascending the North face of the Matterhorn in a straitjacket and flip-flops whilst playing a particularly difficult concerto on a skiffle board.