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booboo
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Date Joined 11 November 2005
Posts Chats more likely
Location Dreamland
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IMAGE COMING SOON! I love my ARRSE!
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Booboo, a Chav hating (rightly so) Welsh bird resident in Englandshire. Ambition in life is to marry a rich, well endowed old man to maintain her in the standards to which mummy and daddy had her accustomed. In the mean time, is happy to continue with her day job of making sure their are no muffin tops. Has an aversion to supermarkets and all things domesticated in nature, in her defence though she gives great headache.


Phwoar she's gorgeous. Hitler.

Naval Intelligence can confirm that her arrse is perfect and she's ever so posh!! the_matelot Military Intelligence can confirm that it is not just the arrse that is perfect! Linemanloz

She is also extremely fit, being a super sport billy with a high dedcation to her phys, can leap tall buildings in a single bound and good at everything she does (Damn her) , apart from pastry and shopping. Is very good at keeping up the morale of troops far from home. All round super-hottie with an IQ like a Brian Lara innings, fabulous teeth and a real catch , if you can put aside the Welsh thing. Spends most of her time in chat fending off enquiries centered on her no doubt excellent bottom, making 'cuddly' remarks and torturing students. Gives fantastic headache, and is adept and skilled at being a squaddiechick, in spite of the fact she looks like butter wouldn't melt. Can also text at about 200 words a minute, which can be noted by the phone sergically attached to her hand, no doubt whilst ascending the North face of the Matterhorn in a straitjacket and flip-flops whilst playing a particularly difficult concerto on a skiffle board.

An Glasgow crawl Survivor.