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Bruce Parry

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Bruce and close friend


An excitable ex-Bootie PTI who spends his time prancing over the world, searching for indigenous tribes in the remotest of locations. More amateur anthropologist than survival expert, Parry is often found partaking in weird and painful rituals, such as being poisoned intentionally and having sharp sticks pricking his hoop whilst off his tits on tree frog juice.

It is rumoured that Parry is to undertake his most dangerous challenge yet: living in a flat in Ashford on benefit whilst becoming accepted in to a tribe of feral chavs. No mean undertaking.