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*The 31st state in the USA; admitted on September 9, 1850.
 
*The 31st state in the USA; admitted on September 9, 1850.
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*Part of America most at threat from North Korea if they can ever get their missles to work.
  
 
*The third biggest state, for sheer size (Alaska and Texas are first and second).
 
*The third biggest state, for sheer size (Alaska and Texas are first and second).
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*Home to:  
 
*Home to:  
  
- 1,340 miles of varied and beautiful American coastland
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:- 1,340 miles of varied and beautiful American coastland
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:- The majority of America's media production.
  
- The majority of America's media production.
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:- The best burger restaurant in all fifty states.
  
- The best burger restaurant in all fifty states.
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:- The Ronald Reagan Memorial Library. ''(both Ronnie's colouring-in books are here)''
  
- The Ronald Reagan Memorial Library.
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:- The very definitely non-racist Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD)
  
- The John Wayne Airport.
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:- The John Wayne Airport.
  
- The Governator.
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:- The Governator.
  
- Disneyland, or as it's affectionately known by people formerly employed by Walt & Co., Mauschwitz.
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:- Disneyland, or as it's affectionately known by people formerly employed by Walt & Co., Mauschwitz.
  
- Britney Spears, Madonna (guess the Dorset experiment didn't work), Keanu Reeves and Nicolas Cage. Jeez, we're sorry.
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:- Britney Spears, Madonna (guess the Dorset experiment didn't work), Keanu Reeves and Nicolas Cage. Jeez, we're sorry.
  
- An estimated 2 million [http://66.249.93.104/search?q=cache:c-MoHHFKZmgJ:uscis.gov/graphics/shared/aboutus/statistics/Ill_Report_1211.pdf+estimated+number+of+illegal+immigrants+in+California&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=2&client=firefox-a  illegal immigrants,] which may or may not include...
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:- An estimated 2 million [http://66.249.93.104/search?q=cache:c-MoHHFKZmgJ:uscis.gov/graphics/shared/aboutus/statistics/Ill_Report_1211.pdf+estimated+number+of+illegal+immigrants+in+California&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=2&client=firefox-a  illegal immigrants,] which may or may not include...
  
- Roughly 10% of the estimated 820,000 British expats in America, living in the Santa Monica area alone ''(source pending)''.  
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: - Roughly 10% of the estimated 820,000 British expats in America, living in the Santa Monica area alone ''(source pending)''.  
  
- A myriad of taco and burrito shops, a direct result of the above point and God's gift to hung-over ''Californios.''
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: - A myriad of taco and burrito shops, a direct result of the above point and God's gift to hung-over ''Californios.''
  
 
*California has the [http://www.dof.ca.gov/HTML/FS_DATA/LatestEconData/FS_Misc.htm eighth-largest economy] in the world, so we must be doing something right! (The figure flucutates between 5th and 10th, depending on your source, but eight's a nice median number.)
 
*California has the [http://www.dof.ca.gov/HTML/FS_DATA/LatestEconData/FS_Misc.htm eighth-largest economy] in the world, so we must be doing something right! (The figure flucutates between 5th and 10th, depending on your source, but eight's a nice median number.)
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*A piece of land VERY likely to fall into the pacific if anyone sneezes loudly since California sits on a massive fault line in the earths crust. If it does go then worthless scrubland/desert east of the populated areas are going to be valuable beachfront property ... as soon as the dust settles. 
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Revision as of 18:51, 19 July 2006

  • Nicknames: "The Golden State," "The Left Coast," "Kah-lee-fornia" (if you're Arnie), and "Leftist Pinko Homosexual Central" (if you're a bitter Republican that covets our electoral votes; or if you've never been to rural California).
  • The 31st state in the USA; admitted on September 9, 1850.
  • Part of America most at threat from North Korea if they can ever get their missles to work.
  • The third biggest state, for sheer size (Alaska and Texas are first and second).
  • At 33,871,648 residents (2000 U.S. Census), the most populous state in the union.
  • Major industries are: agriculture (many, many products), oil, mining, electronics, movie making/entertainment, and tourism
  • Home to:
- 1,340 miles of varied and beautiful American coastland
- The majority of America's media production.
- The best burger restaurant in all fifty states.
- The Ronald Reagan Memorial Library. (both Ronnie's colouring-in books are here)
- The very definitely non-racist Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD)
- The John Wayne Airport.
- The Governator.
- Disneyland, or as it's affectionately known by people formerly employed by Walt & Co., Mauschwitz.
- Britney Spears, Madonna (guess the Dorset experiment didn't work), Keanu Reeves and Nicolas Cage. Jeez, we're sorry.
- An estimated 2 million illegal immigrants, which may or may not include...
- Roughly 10% of the estimated 820,000 British expats in America, living in the Santa Monica area alone (source pending).
- A myriad of taco and burrito shops, a direct result of the above point and God's gift to hung-over Californios.
  • California has the eighth-largest economy in the world, so we must be doing something right! (The figure flucutates between 5th and 10th, depending on your source, but eight's a nice median number.)
  • A piece of land VERY likely to fall into the pacific if anyone sneezes loudly since California sits on a massive fault line in the earths crust. If it does go then worthless scrubland/desert east of the populated areas are going to be valuable beachfront property ... as soon as the dust settles.