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The Rt. Dishon. Anthony B'liar MP in one of his more spiritual moments. As [[God]] speaks directly to our Tone - ''and'' he seems to do what he's told, that makes the UK a [[Theocracy]]. Therefore we can tell the [[Muslims]] to go and get stuffed without feeling that we're oppressing them (Although B'lair does his best to appease them in an insane PC way, and the British natives into an unofficial exile). That also (technically) means we can burn heretics! [[Religious wars|Religious war]] anyone?
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The Rt. Dishon. Anthony B'liar MP in one of his more spiritual moments.  
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As [[God]] speaks directly to our Tone - ''and'' he seems to do what he's told, that makes the UK a [[Theocracy]]. Therefore we can tell the [[Muslims]] to go and get stuffed without feeling that we're oppressing them (Although B'lair does his best to appease them in an insane PC way, and the British natives into an unofficial exile).  
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That also (technically) means we can burn heretics! [[Religious wars|Religious war]] anyone?
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Wither the newly installed PM [[Gordon Brown|Gordon Broon]] is equally insane is something we will find out in due course (especially if he insists wearing a halo during PM's question time).
  
 
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The Rt. Dishon. Anthony B'liar MP in one of his more spiritual moments.

As God speaks directly to our Tone - and he seems to do what he's told, that makes the UK a Theocracy. Therefore we can tell the Muslims to go and get stuffed without feeling that we're oppressing them (Although B'lair does his best to appease them in an insane PC way, and the British natives into an unofficial exile).

That also (technically) means we can burn heretics! Religious war anyone?

Wither the newly installed PM Gordon Broon is equally insane is something we will find out in due course (especially if he insists wearing a halo during PM's question time).