|The lovely Cherie|
A female scouse lawyer, married to Tony Blair and famous for getting her snout into the trough whenever possible, despite professing socialist principles. Were I a sexist pig, I would opine that she has a face like an anteater with cancer of the soft palette and bore a creepily strong resemblance to Cruella de Ville from 101 Dalmations, but I'm not so I won't.
Looks especially ravishing in the am, in her nighty accepting flowers while the worlds press snaps piccies of the medusa haired troll from across the street.
Has extremly dodgy friends including petty crooks and lifestyle gurus!
Wrote a book where she dished the dirt on EVERYONE ... well, on Gordon Brown mostly just to make sure Gordy's already shit premiership got a little worse.
Rumours her mouth inspired the architect who designed the Press Box at Lords Cricket Ground nicknamed Cherie's Gob! Have a butchers here