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Edward Michael 'Ed' Balls (born 25 February 1967) is Labour MP for the West Yorkshire constituency of Normanton and is thus one of the Labour MPs who shat their pants when Northern Rock went tits up.

A Brownite, he believes in the big lie, micro management and ignoring the real issues - with a heavy dose of contempt for the electorate.

Currently (since June 2007) Eddie baby has been Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families and is thus the arch enemy of MDN.

He's (conveniently) married to Yvette Cooper MP, the Chief Secretary to the Treasury. So any t-shirts you want to print saying 'Yvette Cooper kisses Balls' can be accurate in several senses.

He does exactly what it says on his tin... talks balls.