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* Tearing through Walthamstow on Tuesday nights in 'Bazzed Up' Subaru Imprezzas (or should that be Imprezzi?)
 
* Tearing through Walthamstow on Tuesday nights in 'Bazzed Up' Subaru Imprezzas (or should that be Imprezzi?)
  
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Essex is Sussex without the first S & U  to locals, stupid to us but not to them.
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Beware, Fat Jade Goodi is a VIP at 'Face' night club, as I found to my cost...
 
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex Essex]
 
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex Essex]
  
 
[[category:Places and Postings]]
 
[[category:Places and Postings]]

Revision as of 23:53, 21 January 2007

East of England county roughly the size of Essex. Famed the World over for its colourful natives and their bizarre ritual rites of passage which include:

  • Tearing through Chelmsford on Saturday nights in 'Bazzed Up' Vauxhall Novas (or should tha be Novæ?)
  • Tearing through Colchester on Friday nights in 'Bazzed Up' Seat Ibizas
  • Tearing through Barking on Thursday nights in 'Bazzed Up' Ford Fiestas
  • Tearing through Romford on Wednesday nights in 'Bazzed Up' Ford Mondeos
  • Tearing through Walthamstow on Tuesday nights in 'Bazzed Up' Subaru Imprezzas (or should that be Imprezzi?)

Essex is Sussex without the first S & U to locals, stupid to us but not to them.

Beware, Fat Jade Goodi is a VIP at 'Face' night club, as I found to my cost... Essex