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France n. Country in Western Europe populated by hairy women in great underwear with naughty smiles and soldiered by a rarely seen and often beaten army.
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France n. Country in Western Europe populated by hairy women in great underwear with naughty smiles and soldiered by a rarely seen and often beaten army. Thats why they use [[French Foreign Legion|Foreigners]] to fight for them.
  
 
"[[Collaboration]]" is the same in English as in French so you will have no trouble making yourself understood should you visit.
 
"[[Collaboration]]" is the same in English as in French so you will have no trouble making yourself understood should you visit.

Latest revision as of 18:12, 4 April 2011


France n. Country in Western Europe populated by hairy women in great underwear with naughty smiles and soldiered by a rarely seen and often beaten army. Thats why they use Foreigners to fight for them.

"Collaboration" is the same in English as in French so you will have no trouble making yourself understood should you visit.

French military strategy is defined as stabbing your friend in the back.

And now a little humour...

Why are French roads lined with trees?
So that the German Army can march in the shade.

You might like to try a google search for 'french military victories'

See also Frog, fuckfrance, French & Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys