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| − | Very important, this part. Massive amounts of beligerance and rhetoric are essential, murdering a substantial portion of your own population is optional. Have a good parade with some lovely songs too, everyone likes those. | + | Very important, this part. Massive amounts of beligerance and rhetoric are essential, [[Ethnic Cleansing|murdering a substantial portion of your own population]] is optional. Have a good parade with some lovely songs too, everyone likes those. |
==Invade a Neighbour== | ==Invade a Neighbour== | ||
Latest revision as of 14:11, 23 March 2012
Preparation
Very important, this part. Massive amounts of beligerance and rhetoric are essential, murdering a substantial portion of your own population is optional. Have a good parade with some lovely songs too, everyone likes those.
Invade a Neighbour
This is the part where the right decision is essential, as the choices are threefold:
- Invade a neighbour with a negligible military capacity that no one likes, e.g. France
- Invade a neighbour who, although militarily weaker, has powerful friends, e.g. Poland, Holland
- Invade a neighbour against whom your military does not have a good track record, e.g. Blighty
Option 1 is easily performed, and is definately the favoured method, options 2 or 3 inevitably lead to the next stage...
Lose
This part is fairly easy, although frequently uncomfortable and expensive
Don't mention the war
I may have mentioned it once or twice when writing this, but I think I got away with it!
