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The first main move was from the hotel to the counting house, some decided to walk this mighty distance while others decided that they would to take the train, so after the 30 second journey from Charing cross to queen street and a quick bimble, more G&Ts were ordered and everything was right with the world! The group was joined by Aerosexual. And a after a short stop in a Irish bar, straight after Celtic beat Kilmarnock (hmmm bad choice maybe) we move to our next location, at this point Sluice Dweller had started to look a bit like she may be feeling the effects and having a fight with Liz the Nurse over who got the next McD's star, although it may have just been a ploy to get Fishy to touch their breasts! It was also necessary to point and laugh at the likes of IrishDoris for having to stand outside to enjoy their death sticks; it is nice thought to wake up not stinking of second hand smoke!  
 
The first main move was from the hotel to the counting house, some decided to walk this mighty distance while others decided that they would to take the train, so after the 30 second journey from Charing cross to queen street and a quick bimble, more G&Ts were ordered and everything was right with the world! The group was joined by Aerosexual. And a after a short stop in a Irish bar, straight after Celtic beat Kilmarnock (hmmm bad choice maybe) we move to our next location, at this point Sluice Dweller had started to look a bit like she may be feeling the effects and having a fight with Liz the Nurse over who got the next McD's star, although it may have just been a ploy to get Fishy to touch their breasts! It was also necessary to point and laugh at the likes of IrishDoris for having to stand outside to enjoy their death sticks; it is nice thought to wake up not stinking of second hand smoke!  
  
After a while it was time to move on, via a quick snack stop at the McDonalds, maybe the girls wanted more starts! And the whole experience was bit new for Booboo who had not part taken of the delights of the Chav fine dining before. Fuel up and ready to go we were on our way to Jumpin' Jak's! Well apart from the few that had to slope off! tut tut! The group now well and truly merry residence was taken up in the corner, well apart from Loz and Fish who couldn’t to resist the of the dance floor! After a knock back by loz and an attempt to be hitched up with some chaps sister Fish turned his attention to [[Lynxytips]] Anything after that is a bit classified and only know by those with DV (Developed Vertebrae) :)
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After a while it was time to move on, via a quick snack stop at the McDonalds, maybe the girls wanted more starts! And the whole experience was bit new for Booboo who had not part taken of the delights of the Chav fine dining before. Fuel up and ready to go we were on our way to Jumpin' Jak's! Well apart from the few that had to slope off! tut tut! The group now well and truly merry residence was taken up in the corner, well apart from Loz and Fish who couldn’t to resist the of the dance floor! After a knock back by loz and an attempt to be hitched up with some chaps sister Fish turned his attention to Lynxytips Anything after that is a bit classified and only know by those with DV (Developed Vertebrae) :)
  
 
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Revision as of 19:11, 31 July 2006

On an overcast Saturday afternoon in Jockland a small but perfectly formed group of arrsers congregated in the hotel bar for a few light beverages before descending on the city at large. Although there were a few that had been in residence since the Friday. A few people did quickly move to get changed, the speed of which this was done did leave Linemanloz and Booboo questioning their choice of smellies. But all soon returned ready to move, Tigerbaby seem to still have a Stella attached to her, and Auld Yin and Fish-head were sporting lovely ARRSE T-Shirts!! A few phones were called to those that needed them! A result of which Hitlerwasabitnaughty made a guest appearance, which considering it was his crawl was nice so up most respect to him for that journey!

The first main move was from the hotel to the counting house, some decided to walk this mighty distance while others decided that they would to take the train, so after the 30 second journey from Charing cross to queen street and a quick bimble, more G&Ts were ordered and everything was right with the world! The group was joined by Aerosexual. And a after a short stop in a Irish bar, straight after Celtic beat Kilmarnock (hmmm bad choice maybe) we move to our next location, at this point Sluice Dweller had started to look a bit like she may be feeling the effects and having a fight with Liz the Nurse over who got the next McD's star, although it may have just been a ploy to get Fishy to touch their breasts! It was also necessary to point and laugh at the likes of IrishDoris for having to stand outside to enjoy their death sticks; it is nice thought to wake up not stinking of second hand smoke!

After a while it was time to move on, via a quick snack stop at the McDonalds, maybe the girls wanted more starts! And the whole experience was bit new for Booboo who had not part taken of the delights of the Chav fine dining before. Fuel up and ready to go we were on our way to Jumpin' Jak's! Well apart from the few that had to slope off! tut tut! The group now well and truly merry residence was taken up in the corner, well apart from Loz and Fish who couldn’t to resist the of the dance floor! After a knock back by loz and an attempt to be hitched up with some chaps sister Fish turned his attention to Lynxytips Anything after that is a bit classified and only know by those with DV (Developed Vertebrae) :)

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