Glock

Drastic plastic tupperware gun with the safety on the trigger blade.

Advantages:

• Mongs don't have to remember to do such a difficult thing as release a safety or pull through for a double-action shot
• Ill-trained mongs will shoot themselves in the foot when holstering, thus removing them from duty for a while
• Doesn't hold fingerprints well
• You can keep your sandwiches in it

Disadvantages:

• Makes NDs very easy for the same ill-trained mongs
• Incompatibility with drills for real pistols (apparently a couple of Aussie coppers have been perforated when their oppos did "mag off, rack 3 times, hammer down")
• Trigger is terrible and made of melted-down crisp packets
• .40 & .45 cal versions have a habit of blowing up