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The vile pracice of masturbation.
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The beastly practice of [[masturbation]].
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Also referred to as:
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* A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
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* Auditioning the hand puppet
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* Badgering the witness
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* Banging one out
 +
* Bashing the Bishop
 +
* Beating the * out of your best friend
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* Beating the s*** out of your incapacitated midget
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* Beating the snot outta Rotney
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* Beating the snotty end of my * stick
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* Blueball baseball
 +
* Burping the worm
 +
* Calling down for more Mayo
 +
* Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
 +
* Caping the crusader
 +
* Cheating on your other hand
 +
* Checking the plumbing
 +
* Choking the bald guy 'til he pukes
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* Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come
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* Cleaning my Gun
 +
* Cleaning the pipes
 +
* Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops
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* Committing mass spermicide
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* [[Custard Howitzer]]
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* Decongesting the weasel
 +
* Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile
 +
* Doing ones washing by hand
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* Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust
 +
* Dropping the kids off at the pool
 +
* Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell
 +
* Evicting the testicular squatters
 +
* Firing the presidential staff
 +
* Fishing for zipper trout
 +
* Five-finger discount
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*[[Flogging On]]
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* Flogging your dumber brother
 +
* Foreplay with Fistina
 +
* Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam)
 +
* Freeing the hostages
 +
* Freeing Willy
 +
* Getting your palm red
 +
* Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie
 +
* Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine
 +
* Giving the seamen shore leave
 +
* Giving yourself a helping hand
 +
* Giving yourself a low five
 +
* Grooming the wookie
 +
* Having a play date with your little friend
 +
* Having a puppet show in your pants
 +
* Having a staff meeting
 +
* Hitchhiking under the Big Top
 +
* Knocking one out
 +
* Launching the morning missile
 +
* Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster
 +
* Making special sauce with frank and beans
 +
* Making the bald guy cry
 +
* Making the Cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up
 +
* Making the llama spit
 +
* Manhandling your man-handle
 +
* Milking the blue veined yogurt chucker
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* Milking the bull
 +
* Milking the one-eyed Vomiting Wound Ferret
 +
* Million sperm march
 +
* My sex life! (Okay, that one's more sad than funny)
 +
* One-handed workout
 +
* Opening up a bottle of Squirt
 +
* Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
 +
* Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson
 +
* Playing the stand-up organ
 +
* Playing with Yoosef
 +
* Polishing my rocket
 +
* Polishing the family jewels
 +
* Polishing the hot rod
 +
* Polishing the purple people pleaser
 +
* Practicing for the Big Game
 +
* Pulling the single serving soup dispenser
 +
* Rapid one arm pull-ups
 +
* Releasing the Olympic Doves
 +
* Riding the Great White Knuckler
 +
* Romancing the bone
 +
* Roughing the passer
 +
* Roughing up the suspect
 +
* Rubbing the Buddha for good luck
 +
* Running in single-user mode
 +
* Running off a batch by hand
 +
* Sanding the obelisk
 +
* Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
 +
* Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
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* Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk
 +
* Shaking the hand of the self-employed
 +
* Shooting tadpoles at the moon
 +
* Shooting the pump action porridge gun
 +
* Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
 +
* Spackling the ceiling
 +
* Spending some quality time with yourself
 +
* Spilling my children on my belly
 +
* Spit-polishing the purple helmet
 +
* Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
 +
* Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
 +
* Swinging the purple-veined kidney stabber
 +
* Taking little Elvis to Graceland
 +
* Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
 +
* Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
 +
* Target practice with the yogurt gun
 +
* Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker
 +
* Tenderizing the tube steak
 +
* Test-firing the meat missile
 +
* Testing the hand cream dispenser
 +
* Trolling for the one-eyed walleye
 +
* Tube sock tango
 +
* Warming up the altar boy's dinner
 +
* White-water wristing
 +
* Wrapping my hand around my c*** and blowing a load all over my mother
 +
* Zygote spraying
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{{Dictionary}}

Latest revision as of 20:01, 6 January 2008

The beastly practice of masturbation.

Also referred to as:

  • A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
  • Auditioning the hand puppet
  • Badgering the witness
  • Banging one out
  • Bashing the Bishop
  • Beating the * out of your best friend
  • Beating the s*** out of your incapacitated midget
  • Beating the snot outta Rotney
  • Beating the snotty end of my * stick
  • Blueball baseball
  • Burping the worm
  • Calling down for more Mayo
  • Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
  • Caping the crusader
  • Cheating on your other hand
  • Checking the plumbing
  • Choking the bald guy 'til he pukes
  • Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come
  • Cleaning my Gun
  • Cleaning the pipes
  • Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops
  • Committing mass spermicide
  • Custard Howitzer
  • Decongesting the weasel
  • Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile
  • Doing ones washing by hand
  • Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust
  • Dropping the kids off at the pool
  • Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell
  • Evicting the testicular squatters
  • Firing the presidential staff
  • Fishing for zipper trout
  • Five-finger discount
  • Flogging On
  • Flogging your dumber brother
  • Foreplay with Fistina
  • Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam)
  • Freeing the hostages
  • Freeing Willy
  • Getting your palm red
  • Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie
  • Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine
  • Giving the seamen shore leave
  • Giving yourself a helping hand
  • Giving yourself a low five
  • Grooming the wookie
  • Having a play date with your little friend
  • Having a puppet show in your pants
  • Having a staff meeting
  • Hitchhiking under the Big Top
  • Knocking one out
  • Launching the morning missile
  • Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster
  • Making special sauce with frank and beans
  • Making the bald guy cry
  • Making the Cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up
  • Making the llama spit
  • Manhandling your man-handle
  • Milking the blue veined yogurt chucker
  • Milking the bull
  • Milking the one-eyed Vomiting Wound Ferret
  • Million sperm march
  • My sex life! (Okay, that one's more sad than funny)
  • One-handed workout
  • Opening up a bottle of Squirt
  • Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
  • Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson
  • Playing the stand-up organ
  • Playing with Yoosef
  • Polishing my rocket
  • Polishing the family jewels
  • Polishing the hot rod
  • Polishing the purple people pleaser
  • Practicing for the Big Game
  • Pulling the single serving soup dispenser
  • Rapid one arm pull-ups
  • Releasing the Olympic Doves
  • Riding the Great White Knuckler
  • Romancing the bone
  • Roughing the passer
  • Roughing up the suspect
  • Rubbing the Buddha for good luck
  • Running in single-user mode
  • Running off a batch by hand
  • Sanding the obelisk
  • Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
  • Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
  • Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk
  • Shaking the hand of the self-employed
  • Shooting tadpoles at the moon
  • Shooting the pump action porridge gun
  • Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
  • Spackling the ceiling
  • Spending some quality time with yourself
  • Spilling my children on my belly
  • Spit-polishing the purple helmet
  • Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
  • Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
  • Swinging the purple-veined kidney stabber
  • Taking little Elvis to Graceland
  • Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
  • Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
  • Target practice with the yogurt gun
  • Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker
  • Tenderizing the tube steak
  • Test-firing the meat missile
  • Testing the hand cream dispenser
  • Trolling for the one-eyed walleye
  • Tube sock tango
  • Warming up the altar boy's dinner
  • White-water wristing
  • Wrapping my hand around my c*** and blowing a load all over my mother
  • Zygote spraying


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