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The vile practice of masturbation.
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The beastly practice of [[masturbation]].
  
 
Also referred to as:
 
Also referred to as:
  
A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
+
* A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Auditioning the hand puppet
+
* Auditioning the hand puppet
Badgering the witness
+
* Badgering the witness
Banging one out
+
* Banging one out
Bashing the Bishop
+
* Bashing the Bishop
Beating the * out of your best friend
+
* Beating the * out of your best friend
Beating the s*** out of your incapacitated midget
+
* Beating the s*** out of your incapacitated midget
Beating the snot outta Rotney
+
* Beating the snot outta Rotney
Beating the snotty end of my * stick
+
* Beating the snotty end of my * stick
Blueball baseball
+
* Blueball baseball
Burping the worm
+
* Burping the worm
Calling down for more Mayo
+
* Calling down for more Mayo
Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
+
* Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
Caping the crusader
+
* Caping the crusader
Cheating on your other hand
+
* Cheating on your other hand
Checking the plumbing
+
* Checking the plumbing
Choking the bald guy 'til he pukes
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* Choking the bald guy 'til he pukes
Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come
+
* Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come
Cleaning my Gun
+
* Cleaning my Gun
Cleaning the pipes
+
* Cleaning the pipes
Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops
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* Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops
Committing mass spermicide
+
* Committing mass spermicide
Decongesting the weasel
+
* [[Custard Howitzer]]
Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile
+
* Decongesting the weasel
Doing ones washing by hand
+
* Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile
Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust
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* Doing ones washing by hand
Dropping the kids off at the pool
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* Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust
Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell
+
* Dropping the kids off at the pool
Evicting the testicular squatters
+
* Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell
Firing the presidential staff
+
* Evicting the testicular squatters
Fishing for zipper trout
+
* Firing the presidential staff
Five-finger discount
+
* Fishing for zipper trout
Flogging your dumber brother
+
* Five-finger discount
Foreplay with Fistina
+
*[[Flogging On]]
Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam)
+
* Flogging your dumber brother
Freeing the hostages
+
* Foreplay with Fistina
Freeing Willy
+
* Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam)
Getting your palm red
+
* Freeing the hostages
Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie
+
* Freeing Willy
Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine
+
* Getting your palm red
Giving the seamen shore leave
+
* Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie
Giving yourself a helping hand
+
* Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine
Giving yourself a low five
+
* Giving the seamen shore leave
Having a play date with your little friend
+
* Giving yourself a helping hand
Having a puppet show in your pants
+
* Giving yourself a low five
Having a staff meeting
+
* Grooming the wookie
Hitchhiking under the Big Top
+
* Having a play date with your little friend
Launching the morning missile
+
* Having a puppet show in your pants
Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster
+
* Having a staff meeting
Making special sauce with frank and beans
+
* Hitchhiking under the Big Top
Making the bald guy cry
+
* Knocking one out
Making the Cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up
+
* Launching the morning missile
Making the llama spit
+
* Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster
Manhandling your man-handle
+
* Making special sauce with frank and beans
Milking the blue veined yogurt chucker
+
* Making the bald guy cry
Milking the bull
+
* Making the Cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up
Million sperm march
+
* Making the llama spit
My sex life! (Okay, that one's more sad than funny)
+
* Manhandling your man-handle
One-handed workout
+
* Milking the blue veined yogurt chucker
Opening up a bottle of Squirt
+
* Milking the bull
Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
+
* Milking the one-eyed Vomiting Wound Ferret
Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson
+
* Million sperm march
Playing the stand-up organ
+
* My sex life! (Okay, that one's more sad than funny)
Playing with Yoosef
+
* One-handed workout
Polishing my rocket
+
* Opening up a bottle of Squirt
Polishing the family jewels
+
* Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
Polishing the hot rod
+
* Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson
Polishing the purple people pleaser
+
* Playing the stand-up organ
Practicing for the Big Game
+
* Playing with Yoosef
Pulling the single serving soup dispenser
+
* Polishing my rocket
Rapid one arm pull-ups
+
* Polishing the family jewels
Releasing the Olympic Doves
+
* Polishing the hot rod
Riding the Great White Knuckler
+
* Polishing the purple people pleaser
Romancing the bone
+
* Practicing for the Big Game
Roughing the passer
+
* Pulling the single serving soup dispenser
Roughing up the suspect
+
* Rapid one arm pull-ups
Rubbing the Buddha for good luck
+
* Releasing the Olympic Doves
Running in single-user mode
+
* Riding the Great White Knuckler
Running off a batch by hand
+
* Romancing the bone
Sanding the obelisk
+
* Roughing the passer
Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
+
* Roughing up the suspect
Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
+
* Rubbing the Buddha for good luck
Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk
+
* Running in single-user mode
Shaking the hand of the self-employed
+
* Running off a batch by hand
Shooting tadpoles at the moon
+
* Sanding the obelisk
Shooting the pump action porridge gun
+
* Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
+
* Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
Spackling the ceiling
+
* Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk
Spending some quality time with yourself
+
* Shaking the hand of the self-employed
Spilling my children on my belly
+
* Shooting tadpoles at the moon
Spit-polishing the purple helmet
+
* Shooting the pump action porridge gun
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
+
* Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
+
* Spackling the ceiling
Swinging the purple-veined kidney stabber
+
* Spending some quality time with yourself
Taking little Elvis to Graceland
+
* Spilling my children on my belly
Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
+
* Spit-polishing the purple helmet
Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
+
* Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Target practice with the yogurt gun
+
* Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker
+
* Swinging the purple-veined kidney stabber
Tenderizing the tube steak
+
* Taking little Elvis to Graceland
Test-firing the meat missile
+
* Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
Testing the hand cream dispenser
+
* Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
Trolling for the one-eyed walleye
+
* Target practice with the yogurt gun
Tube sock tango
+
* Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker
Warming up the altar boy's dinner
+
* Tenderizing the tube steak
White-water wristing
+
* Test-firing the meat missile
Wrapping my hand around my c*** and blowing a load all over my mother
+
* Testing the hand cream dispenser
Zygote spraying
+
* Trolling for the one-eyed walleye
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* Tube sock tango
 +
* Warming up the altar boy's dinner
 +
* White-water wristing
 +
* Wrapping my hand around my c*** and blowing a load all over my mother
 +
* Zygote spraying
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{{Dictionary}}

Latest revision as of 20:01, 6 January 2008

The beastly practice of masturbation.

Also referred to as:

  • A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
  • Auditioning the hand puppet
  • Badgering the witness
  • Banging one out
  • Bashing the Bishop
  • Beating the * out of your best friend
  • Beating the s*** out of your incapacitated midget
  • Beating the snot outta Rotney
  • Beating the snotty end of my * stick
  • Blueball baseball
  • Burping the worm
  • Calling down for more Mayo
  • Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
  • Caping the crusader
  • Cheating on your other hand
  • Checking the plumbing
  • Choking the bald guy 'til he pukes
  • Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come
  • Cleaning my Gun
  • Cleaning the pipes
  • Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops
  • Committing mass spermicide
  • Custard Howitzer
  • Decongesting the weasel
  • Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile
  • Doing ones washing by hand
  • Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust
  • Dropping the kids off at the pool
  • Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell
  • Evicting the testicular squatters
  • Firing the presidential staff
  • Fishing for zipper trout
  • Five-finger discount
  • Flogging On
  • Flogging your dumber brother
  • Foreplay with Fistina
  • Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam)
  • Freeing the hostages
  • Freeing Willy
  • Getting your palm red
  • Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie
  • Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine
  • Giving the seamen shore leave
  • Giving yourself a helping hand
  • Giving yourself a low five
  • Grooming the wookie
  • Having a play date with your little friend
  • Having a puppet show in your pants
  • Having a staff meeting
  • Hitchhiking under the Big Top
  • Knocking one out
  • Launching the morning missile
  • Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster
  • Making special sauce with frank and beans
  • Making the bald guy cry
  • Making the Cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up
  • Making the llama spit
  • Manhandling your man-handle
  • Milking the blue veined yogurt chucker
  • Milking the bull
  • Milking the one-eyed Vomiting Wound Ferret
  • Million sperm march
  • My sex life! (Okay, that one's more sad than funny)
  • One-handed workout
  • Opening up a bottle of Squirt
  • Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
  • Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson
  • Playing the stand-up organ
  • Playing with Yoosef
  • Polishing my rocket
  • Polishing the family jewels
  • Polishing the hot rod
  • Polishing the purple people pleaser
  • Practicing for the Big Game
  • Pulling the single serving soup dispenser
  • Rapid one arm pull-ups
  • Releasing the Olympic Doves
  • Riding the Great White Knuckler
  • Romancing the bone
  • Roughing the passer
  • Roughing up the suspect
  • Rubbing the Buddha for good luck
  • Running in single-user mode
  • Running off a batch by hand
  • Sanding the obelisk
  • Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
  • Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
  • Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk
  • Shaking the hand of the self-employed
  • Shooting tadpoles at the moon
  • Shooting the pump action porridge gun
  • Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
  • Spackling the ceiling
  • Spending some quality time with yourself
  • Spilling my children on my belly
  • Spit-polishing the purple helmet
  • Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
  • Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
  • Swinging the purple-veined kidney stabber
  • Taking little Elvis to Graceland
  • Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
  • Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
  • Target practice with the yogurt gun
  • Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker
  • Tenderizing the tube steak
  • Test-firing the meat missile
  • Testing the hand cream dispenser
  • Trolling for the one-eyed walleye
  • Tube sock tango
  • Warming up the altar boy's dinner
  • White-water wristing
  • Wrapping my hand around my c*** and blowing a load all over my mother
  • Zygote spraying


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