- Full of clog dancing dope smokers.
- Easiest place in the world (apart from Venice) to accidently fall in to a canal.
- Whole streets in the capital Amsterdam seem dedicated to selling young women... or at least renting them on a short term basis.
- Most sought after job in Amsterdam is a window cleaner (not window licker).
- Amsterdam is full of Brits who came for a weekend and never made it home.