Also suffers from severe Delusions of Grandeur in thinking that he will become Prime Minister one day.
Has vowed to:
- De-value Sterling by introducing Rubles as the standard UK Currency.
- Rename Great Britain to just Britain & Grand Britannia will become Bland Britannia.
- Buy every citizen an Aluminium Pushbike by Crowd Funding those very same citizens to pay for them.
- Give away the Falkland Islands.
- Diane Abbott
- Brown Shirts
- Bully Beef
- Being electable
- Other ethnic minorities who don't agree with him