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Jeremy Corbyn

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Jeremy Bernard Corbyn. Bearded geography teacher lookalike. Current “Dear Leader” of the Labour Party. Not a trainspotter, but a manhole cover spotter. He loves the manholes. How’s your manhole?

Also suffers from severe Delusions of Grandeur in thinking that he will become Prime Minister one day.

Has vowed to:

  • De-value Sterling by introducing Rubles as the standard UK Currency.
  • Rename Great Britain to just Britain & Grand Britannia will become Bland Britannia.
  • Buy every citizen an Aluminium Pushbike by Crowd Funding those very same citizens to pay for them.
  • Give away the Falkland Islands.



Likes

  • Manholes
  • Diane Abbott
  • Argentina
  • Brown Shirts
  • Bully Beef

Dislikes

  • You
  • Me
  • Being electable
  • Jews
  • Other ethnic minorities who don't agree with him
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