Jobzilla - The non-job monster that's consuming Britain. Found every Wednesday sandwiched amongst the pages of the Grauniad, Jobzilla's official title is grauniadsociety - though quite where the 'society bit' comes in is anyone's guess, as it's unlike any society I recognise. There is a distinct 'otherworldly' taste to the positions advertised therein.
Still, if you're looking for a job with Brent Council as a Turkish-speaking Disabled Lesbian Outreach Community Support Coordinator on £27,000 p.a. then Jobzilla's just the ticket for you m'laddo! Jobzilla is not necessarily the first port of call for those on resettlement courses, but is worth taking in from time to time for entertainment value alone.