Former Conservative Prime Minister and regarded as the 'Grey Man' of British politics, John Major was characterised as being grey (literally) with a penchant for a pea-based diet. He shocked the World when it transpired that he'd been having a steamy affair with Edwina Currie - a former member of his Cabinet. Oooh yeees! Dirty bugger - and a lucky one too, as I'd certainly have given her 'manners' - especially over the saddle of that Harley in her leathers. Saucy cow!