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Michael Jackson (Popstar)

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Perv

Once recognised as a good looking black guy. Morphed into a good looking not quite so black guy. Then started to evolve into Diana Ross. Finally turned white with a face that looked like something from a fire in a manniquin factory ... BUT HE'S NEVER HAD ANY AND I MEAN ANY, PLASTIC SURGERY!

Currently living in Bharain as a guest of the King. Since his Neverland Ranch appears to be about to seized as collateral on his many loans, he is probably the wealthiest homeless person on the planet. Goes out dressed as a woman in full burka.