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Napoleon

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Stumpy Corsican artillery officer, the author of many gnomic axioms on the arts of war.

His less well known sayings include:

  • "Jeez, quit whynging! Its not that cold. Just throw another cossack on the fire!"
  • "Take charge Marshal, my Farmer's are really gripping my sh*t today, and leave that f*cking farmhouse alone.."
  • "Stay bent over mon cherie, I'm just looking for something to stand on."
  • "Wassa the fucking big-a deal widda dis Eeenglish guy wid de rubber boots?'

Napo draws parallels to Hitler: He had a different view on Jew's than anyone in his time, like Hitler. He beat everyone except the British, like Hitler As a Corsican - was in control of another country, like Hitler. Was stopped by cold wet white stuff on his way to defeat Russia, like Hitler. Ended up underground, like Hitler. Had affiliation with paintings, like Hitler. Never meat Boris Johnson, like Hitler. Had one testicle, see Hitler.