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* We're from the government, we're here to help you.
* Relax, you'll be home by Christmas.
* We're sending you to [[Royal Corps of Signals|224 Signal Squadron]]
* "You know I told you I was over sixteen ? Well..."
* You've got three weeks to live
* The [[Americans]] will be providing the close air support.
* You're posted to [[Tidworth]]
* Your new [[Troop]] [[Sgt]] has just done [[P company]]
* [[Leave]] is cancelled
* Your dad is fcuking your sister
* Pick up the log
* Step to the time I call out
* Do you accept my award
* It's [[character building]]
* I'm sorry, Sir, but I've had to remove your penis and both your testicles
* We've always done it that way!
* You are cordially invited to the [[3 Para Mortar Platoon]] Rohypnol Party
* My office. Now.
* Move to Grid 12345678 where the [[helicopter]]s will pick you up at 0300.
* Do you have anything planned for [[leave]]?
* It's your turn to blow the blind [[grenade]].
* OK, [[integrity]] question, did you do it?
* I think it's yours
* Crack, Crack, Ping, Ping, THUMP.
* [[Sunray]] is down.
* Breaking into double time
* Taking you a stage further in your foot drill......... I left you in this position
* [[Rifle]] exercises judging the time.......
* Reveille 05 early hours and [[Drill]] until [[NAAFI]] break
* Contact, wait..out.
* Follow me, it's a short cut.
* Of course the [[Claymore]] is pointing away from us...er..which way are WE pointing ?
* Good effort lads, outstanding entry drills, but it's the wrong house.
* Has anyone seen the enemy? Right, You! ... Draw Fire.
* He's waking up, pass the KY, it's better when they fight back.
* GAS GAS GAS
* The [[RMP]] are in the block
* You feature rather a lot in the Christmas duty list
* I forgot to tell you, I've got herpes
* You will need this opened umbrella dragged from your piss slit
* Don't make plans for the weekend
* The [[PRE]] team have just come through the gates
* [[You'll get it in theatre]]
* Is that it?
* We're all out of them, fill out all these forms and we will indent for them.
* There's an [[Officer]] in here improperly dressed...
* It's your round.
* Too slow, do it again!
* Standby....
* CDT are here??
* ONE! Two, Three, ONE!!
* Mr Vice...that'll be a bottle of port
* Welcome to RM Bickliegh. I hear there's some special entertainment booked later on...
* You're in your own time now.
* My tea's a salad.
* Sh1t rolls down hill.
* Bug out!!!
* Standby your beds!
* You're up first. Now.
* It's either cancer or penile warts.
* The [[RSM]] wants your feet in his in tray NOW.
* [[Tony Blair|Tony]] needs something to whip up voter support and he's decided on another [[war]].
* We're giving free lighters to [[Labour]] peers.
* Right, lads, this one's a silent breach.
* Bend over. This may smart a bit!
* We need a decoy....
* You shure got a prurty mouth.....
* If it ain't raining it ain't training.
* [[Soldier]], I'm the [[Platoon Commander]], I should have the map!
* Right-ho chaps, I know where we are, follow me!
* Can you just have a quick look at my 432?
* More Tea Vicar?
* Don't worry lads. I was in the [[RAF]] you know.
* Has anyone actually read the manual Sgt?
* One volunteer required!
* Just a shandy for me please.
* All leave is cancelled until morale improves.
* Iraq? Is that near Catterick?
* Mmmmm...I think it's time to PVR.
* You'll like Osnabruck its a great posting?
* The alert states gone up and we need to double the guard!
* Remove your canister and take a deep breath.
* Can I see his Conduct Sheets Sergeant Major.
* 14 Days Restriction of Privileges, March Out!
* Open your lockers?
* Report to the cookhouse/kitchen for DROs.
* Well, we finished an hour early , and as it's such a pleasant day...
* AGAI 67...
* Tony has decided to send troops to the Lebanon on peace keeping duties.....
* .........using UN rules of engagement........
*.................with only 2 rounds each......
*.....................which have to last you the whole tour!
* Ok lads we've got a choice. Either The US Air Force [[A-10]]'s do our close air support ... or its RAF [[Harrier]]s!
* Greenie to the pan!
* Cyprus is cancelled lads. Budget cuts from LAND I'm afraid. However, we managed to get Sennybridge at short notice for April.
* Do you know you have glowstick on your helmet?
* We need you to lay this comms line... if you see the minefield you're going the right way...
* I'm tired, you can finish yourself off...
* For you Tommy, ze war is over!
* Sarg, what is this stuck in my gun!
* Thats no hill, just get up it!
* Welcome to P  Company.
* If it's not raining, it's not training.
* Civvy's pay a fortune to do this! you get to do it for free and get paid for the privlage!!
* Brecon
* Round off line!!
* Press-up position...Down!!
* You've let me down, you've let the Battery down, but above all, you've let yourself down
* JPA
* Have you read [[Andy McNab|this book]]? Brilliant innit?!
* Otterburn
* Lower... Raise...
* You're on stag
* Prepare to double!
* Right you cunts, reference that prominent woodline roughly 4km away? I want each of you to bring me a twig from it...
* DOUBLE!!!!!
* Incoming!!
* CRACK....THUMP.
* Auntie [[The Matthews Family|Karen Matthews]] is coming over the babysit.
* This flu you've got ... you weren't in [[Mexico]] recently were you?
* QUICK MARK TIME!!
* Don't bother unpacking as there has been a change of plan.
* I'm sorry, I can't find your name on the list.
* Excellent idea Lieutenant.
* Sure, take what you need from the stores. We got an excellent deal on [[Webtex]] the other day.
* So, you served twenty years in the SAS, seven as a Royal Marine Commando and fourteen in the Parachute Regiment...?