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The embarrassing and most inconvenient accident of throwing your Manfat downrange before anyone on the range was fully ready.

A Negligent discharge of the penis.

Can result in difficult to explain stains on the carpet, curtains, quilt, teddy bear or indeed a strange Artex like liquid on the ceiling.

Can also result in a dissatisfied partner, reliance on strange creams and extra thick rubber accoutrements as well as a desire to curl up in ball and die.