1. Small, wild animal, sometimes eaten and often shot at. Kept as a pet by people who can't be arsed to walk a dog, or go get the cat when it's stuck up a tree. Often portrayed as cute, fluffy 'bunny wabbits', they are in fact, the devil incarnate and must be treated as such. Not to be confused with a hare, which are larger, faster and don't taste quite so good.
2. Large, pink, vibrating love toy that's recently improved the sex lives of millions of women around the world. Either a man's best friend, since he no longer has to put the effort in, or worst enemy, seen as she realised he was sh*t in the first place, and now the most action he gets is a complimentary blowjob.