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*[[45 Commando]] - Arbroath
 
*[[45 Commando]] - Arbroath
  
AKA "The Green Death": [[Amphibious]] [[infantry]] under the tenuous command of the [[Royal Navy]], their ferocity in [[battle]] is only matched by their profound [[sexual deviancy]] on the piss.
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AKA "The Green Death": [[Amphibious]] [[Infantry]] under the tenuous command of the [[Royal Navy]], their ferocity in [[battle]] is only matched by their profound [[sexual deviancy]] on the piss.
  
 
If they lag down your leg, it usually means they like you, and may even be a mating signal.
 
If they lag down your leg, it usually means they like you, and may even be a mating signal.
  
They are renowned for frock wearing parties, and getting [[bollocky buff]] after the equivalent of two sherrys, as their general nails-ness doesn't seem to extend to the ability to drink.
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They are renowned for frock-wearing parties, and getting [[bollocky buff]] after the equivalent of two sherries, as their general nails-ness doesn't seem to extend to the ability to drink.
  
 
Allegedly can sometimes be found [[daisy-chaining]].
 
Allegedly can sometimes be found [[daisy-chaining]].
  
However even in a frock, high heels and sussies ... a Royal Marine is butcher than an [[septics]] marine in full combat harness driving a M1 tank.
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However, even in a frock, high heels and sussies a Royal Marine is butcher than a [[septic]] marine in full combat harness driving a M1 tank.
  
Described as the [[Royal Navy]]'s [[amphibious infantry]] and the United Kingdom's [[commandos]]. They are a small but powerful [[Corps]], operating in the air, on land and at sea.  Just don't be repeating that, their heads are big enough as it is!
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Described as the [[Royal Navy]]'s amphibious infantry and the United Kingdom's Commandos. They are a small but powerful [[Corps]], operating in the air, on land and at sea.  Just don't be repeating that, their heads are big enough as it is!
  
 
You can find them lurking around [[RM Bickleigh]], [[Stone House]], [[Tauton]], [[Poole]], [[Arbroath]] and any of the affiliated [[Naval]] ships.
 
You can find them lurking around [[RM Bickleigh]], [[Stone House]], [[Tauton]], [[Poole]], [[Arbroath]] and any of the affiliated [[Naval]] ships.
  
The 3 Commando Brigade also consists of [[Army]]; (need to give them a mention before they kick off who was first!)
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3 Commando Brigade also consists of [[Army]](need to give them a mention before they kick off who was first!).
  
 
*[[The Commando Logistic Regiment]] (consisting of both RM and Army personnel)  
 
*[[The Commando Logistic Regiment]] (consisting of both RM and Army personnel)  

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The Royal Navy's little military train set.

The 3 commando's are;

AKA "The Green Death": Amphibious Infantry under the tenuous command of the Royal Navy, their ferocity in battle is only matched by their profound sexual deviancy on the piss.

If they lag down your leg, it usually means they like you, and may even be a mating signal.

They are renowned for frock-wearing parties, and getting bollocky buff after the equivalent of two sherries, as their general nails-ness doesn't seem to extend to the ability to drink.

Allegedly can sometimes be found daisy-chaining.

However, even in a frock, high heels and sussies a Royal Marine is butcher than a septic marine in full combat harness driving a M1 tank.

Described as the Royal Navy's amphibious infantry and the United Kingdom's Commandos. They are a small but powerful Corps, operating in the air, on land and at sea. Just don't be repeating that, their heads are big enough as it is!

You can find them lurking around RM Bickleigh, Stone House, Tauton, Poole, Arbroath and any of the affiliated Naval ships.

3 Commando Brigade also consists of Army(need to give them a mention before they kick off who was first!).

Never mention the anagram, unless you really want to wind them up;

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