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== Short for '''S'''ite '''P'''enis '''O'''f '''T'''he '''Y'''ear ==
 
== Short for '''S'''ite '''P'''enis '''O'''f '''T'''he '''Y'''ear ==
  
A [https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/FUBAR FUBAR] annual election process currently overseen by [[joker62]]. Each year, [[ARRSE]] members nominate ten stupid [[cunt]] [[user]]s including underpants and sockpuppets, for a poll, and vote for one winner from [[ARRSE]]'s pool of broken-brain [[mong]]s ([https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/spoty-2018-poll.288805/ ARRSE SPOTY]). Bellendery aside, the democratic process appears to be fair and just.
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A [https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/FUBAR FUBAR] annual election process currently overseen by Joker62. Each year, [[ARRSE]] members nominate ten stupid [[cunt]] [[user]]s including underpants. maniacs and sockpuppets, for a poll, and vote for one winner from [[ARRSE]]'s pool of broken-brain [[mong]]s ([https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/spoty-2018-poll.288805/ ARRSE SPOTY]). Bellendery aside, the democratic process is fair and just. [https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/spoty-2019-final.297096/page-38 Bravo_Bravo] was deservedly crowned Site Penis of the Year, [https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/spoty-2019-final.297096/post-9741285 2019]; he of course joins the ranks of the [[Supermong]]s.
  
 
== SPOTY Rules ==
 
== SPOTY Rules ==
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* Sniffing industrial amounts of glue before posting dribble
 
* Sniffing industrial amounts of glue before posting dribble
 
* Antisocial and friendless narcissistic wanker for most of the time
 
* Antisocial and friendless narcissistic wanker for most of the time
* [[Walts]], gobby [[civilian]], or unremarkable pretentious prick
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* [[Walts]], gobby [[civilian]], or unremarkable pretentious prick (50% of [[ARRSE]])
* [[Dullard]] politicised extremist or obsessive butthurt vigilante
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* [[Dullard]] political junkie or an obsessive butthurt vigilante
* Patently and consistently a tedious fucking bore of the first order
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* Patently and consistently a tedious fucking bore of the first order  
 
* Gratuitous bellendery and frequent crayoning via [[Sock Puppet]](s)   
 
* Gratuitous bellendery and frequent crayoning via [[Sock Puppet]](s)   
  
 
== Qualifiers ==
 
== Qualifiers ==
 
   
 
   
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Traditionally - but not confined to - mouthy never-served [[civvies]], Brexit-obsessed [[cunt]]s, and sociopathic [[troll]]s. There is currently no annual competition to elect [[ARRSE]]'s Brexit Obsessed Bellend of the Year (BOB), from the other species of [[mong]].  
 
Traditionally - but not confined to - mouthy never-served [[civvies]], Brexit-obsessed [[cunt]]s, and sociopathic [[troll]]s. There is currently no annual competition to elect [[ARRSE]]'s Brexit Obsessed Bellend of the Year (BOB), from the other species of [[mong]].  
== Nominees ==
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== Nominees for 2019 ==
The dubious honour is reserved for [[ARRSE]]'s most consistent and irritating stupid [[cunt]] over the previous year. Therefore, according to the rules and stats, nominees for [[Site Penis of the Year]] 2019 would most obviously include the under-mentioned most stupid [[user]]s on the main site:
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The dubious honour is reserved for [[ARRSE]]'s most consistent and irritating stupid [[cunt]] over the previous year, prompting a shortlist of [[user]]s. '[[Baglock]]' aka 'BaglOck' and 'Shittininabag', doesn't count, if, as some ARRSErs suspect, it's an elaborate but unfunny wind-up 'sock'. However, according to the rules and monitored stats: nominees for [[Site Penis of the Year]] 2019 most obviously include the under-mentioned site penises :-
  
 
* redshift
 
* redshift
 
* [[LJONESY]]
 
* [[LJONESY]]
 
* [[Bugsy]]
 
* [[Bugsy]]
* [[Baglock]]/BaglOck/[[Shittinginabag]]
 
 
* Far_King_L B-Squared
 
* Far_King_L B-Squared
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* [[PhotEx]]/[[meerkatz]]
 
* [https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/search/275820/ Deserter]
 
* [https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/search/275820/ Deserter]
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* The "[https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/brexit-the-final.291401/page-3985#post-9622798 bullshitting cnut"], ad-hominem merchant: [[Amazing lobster (User)]]
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* [[Baglock]]/BaglOck/[[Shittinginabag]] and fcuk knows what else (it's probably a wind-up)
 
== Roll of Dishonour ==
 
== Roll of Dishonour ==
Upholding the finest traditions of fuckwittery are:
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Far too many bellends to include here, but upholding the finest traditions of fuckwittery are:
  
 
* [[Spider]] with a lifetime SPOTY achievement award; the infamous "dribbling fantasist" posting "poorly spelt drivel".
 
* [[Spider]] with a lifetime SPOTY achievement award; the infamous "dribbling fantasist" posting "poorly spelt drivel".
  
* [[Baglock]] AKA [[Shittinginabag]] - the mental, undisputed reigning [[Site Penis of the Year]] since 2017.  
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* [[Baglock]] AKA [[Shittinginabag]] - the mental sock-puppeteer and undisputed [[Site Penis of the Year]] 2017-2019. [[Arrse]]rs think this is [https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/why-am-i-on-rops-and-other-bellendery.228891/post-9624014 a Mod having a 'laugh'].
  
*[https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/PhotEx PhotEX] AKA [[Meerkatz]] the bullshitter, has earned a worthy runner-up place in the current standings.
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*[https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/PhotEx PhotEX] AKA [[Meerkatz]] the bullshitter, is still ganching and googling all these years later.
  
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*[https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/members/bravo_bravo.296/ Bravo_Bravo]has over the years, gradually descended into insanity and is beyond help.
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* The rest of [[ARRSE]]'s psychopaths, [[Walts]], [[troll]]s and loonies.
 
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See thread: [https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/spoty-2019-final.297096/post-9741285 '''Spoty 2019 Final'''].
  
 
See [[Site Penis of the Year]].
 
See [[Site Penis of the Year]].
  
 
[[Category: Dictionary]]
 
[[Category: Dictionary]]
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[[Category:Supermong]]
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[[category:Cunts]]

Latest revision as of 19:32, 5 January 2020

Short for Site Penis Of The Year

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Site Penis of the Year

A FUBAR annual election process currently overseen by Joker62. Each year, ARRSE members nominate ten stupid cunt users including underpants. maniacs and sockpuppets, for a poll, and vote for one winner from ARRSE's pool of broken-brain mongs (ARRSE SPOTY). Bellendery aside, the democratic process is fair and just. Bravo_Bravo was deservedly crowned Site Penis of the Year, 2019; he of course joins the ranks of the Supermongs.

SPOTY Rules

Incessant, rank stupidity over the previous twelve months is the main qualification for Site Penis of the Year. Specifically, SPOTY nominees must be retarded and must have displayed - and be known for - three or more of the under-mentioned mong behaviours during the greater part of the year:

  • Quaffing copious amounts of COSHH cocktails before starting shit threads
  • Sniffing industrial amounts of glue before posting dribble
  • Antisocial and friendless narcissistic wanker for most of the time
  • Walts, gobby civilian, or unremarkable pretentious prick (50% of ARRSE)
  • Dullard political junkie or an obsessive butthurt vigilante
  • Patently and consistently a tedious fucking bore of the first order
  • Gratuitous bellendery and frequent crayoning via Sock Puppet(s)

Qualifiers

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ARRSE's Biggest Bellend

Traditionally - but not confined to - mouthy never-served civvies, Brexit-obsessed cunts, and sociopathic trolls. There is currently no annual competition to elect ARRSE's Brexit Obsessed Bellend of the Year (BOB), from the other species of mong.

Nominees for 2019

The dubious honour is reserved for ARRSE's most consistent and irritating stupid cunt over the previous year, prompting a shortlist of users. 'Baglock' aka 'BaglOck' and 'Shittininabag', doesn't count, if, as some ARRSErs suspect, it's an elaborate but unfunny wind-up 'sock'. However, according to the rules and monitored stats: nominees for Site Penis of the Year 2019 most obviously include the under-mentioned site penises :-

Roll of Dishonour

Far too many bellends to include here, but upholding the finest traditions of fuckwittery are:

  • Spider with a lifetime SPOTY achievement award; the infamous "dribbling fantasist" posting "poorly spelt drivel".
  • PhotEX AKA Meerkatz the bullshitter, is still ganching and googling all these years later.
  • Bravo_Bravohas over the years, gradually descended into insanity and is beyond help.

See thread: Spoty 2019 Final.

See Site Penis of the Year.