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Tis [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]. Also star of w*nkfest film [[Cruel Intentions]].
 
Tis [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]. Also star of w*nkfest film [[Cruel Intentions]].
 
  
 
Rumour has the following as true - make up your own mind if they are:
 
Rumour has the following as true - make up your own mind if they are:
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* Prefers to go out with men less famous than she. ''(so all Arrsers in with a chance)''
 
* Prefers to go out with men less famous than she. ''(so all Arrsers in with a chance)''
 
* Has hair extension because of the damage all that dyeing has done to her hair.  
 
* Has hair extension because of the damage all that dyeing has done to her hair.  
* Had her breasts done.  
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* Had [http://sarah-michelle-gellar.myhqpics.com/images/Sarah-Michelle-Gellar-breasts-January-05-2008.jpg her breasts] done.  
 
* "Condescending" and "patronizing" to common people.  
 
* "Condescending" and "patronizing" to common people.  
 
* Linked with David Boreanaz (whose marriage she helped destroy)
 
* Linked with David Boreanaz (whose marriage she helped destroy)
  
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==Vital Stats!==
  
http://www.smgfan.com/pictures_renamed_050903/wallpaper/w019.jpg
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:Birthplace: New York City
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:DOB:        April 14th, 1977
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:Height:    5'2"
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:Eye colour: Green
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:Hair Color: Dark Brown (Natural, apparently)
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She's a stunner, good body and can beat 10 tonnes of sh*t out of any guy who crosses her, a woman's idol!
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http://sloppyjoe72.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/buffy_stab.jpg
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"No I dont want to go out with you" would have been enough!
  
 
See also:
 
See also:
  
 
[[You would!]] and [[Schwiiinnnnggg!!!!!]]
 
[[You would!]] and [[Schwiiinnnnggg!!!!!]]
 
 
  
 
[[category:Films and Entertainment]]
 
[[category:Films and Entertainment]]

Latest revision as of 18:34, 28 March 2009

Tis Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Also star of w*nkfest film Cruel Intentions.

Rumour has the following as true - make up your own mind if they are:

  • Recovering anorexic.
  • Prefers to go out with men less famous than she. (so all Arrsers in with a chance)
  • Has hair extension because of the damage all that dyeing has done to her hair.
  • Had her breasts done.
  • "Condescending" and "patronizing" to common people.
  • Linked with David Boreanaz (whose marriage she helped destroy)

Vital Stats!

Birthplace: New York City
DOB: April 14th, 1977
Height: 5'2"
Eye colour: Green
Hair Color: Dark Brown (Natural, apparently)

She's a stunner, good body and can beat 10 tonnes of sh*t out of any guy who crosses her, a woman's idol!

buffy_stab.jpg "No I dont want to go out with you" would have been enough!

See also:

You would! and Schwiiinnnnggg!!!!!