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I would... but not at the expense of the free world!

Sarah Palin is the governor of Alaska and was the Republican Party's running mate for presidential hopeful John McCain.

Another in the great line of good-looking running mates designed to attract the attention of shallow spam voters... mainly because the voter has the attention span of a goldfish.

While quite hot, a MILF and now a GILF (courtesy of her under-aged daughter), Palin (nicknamed Caribou Barbi) is, quite frankly, barking. She believes in the creation rather than evolution, drilling in Alaska**, distribution of firearms to the under 5's, couldn't name one newspaper she reads on a regular basis (probably none ever), has zero idea what exists outside the US (some say outside of Alaska is a stretch) and has used her political position to pursue a vendetta against her ex-brother in law. Quality attributes in a US politician.

Her surprise inclusion on the ticket was initially hailed a great success as she appealed to the ordinary 'Joe six pack' in the street (as well as the Evangelical nutters) and gave McCain his only lead in the contest. However after she started opening her mouth it was realized she was all image and spin [Sounds like an ex-PM we once had]. Post-election failure analysis has indicated she terrified 'independent' votes who voted in droves for Obama.

Sometimes unable to string an intelligible sentence together unless it was up on a teleprompter. Her attempts at adlibbing answers to interviewers questions have resulted in huge laughs on Saturday Night Live when a lookalike (Tina Fey) simply repeats the confused jumble of unrelated words.

Once her own side realized what a liability she was, she was mostly kept out of sight in the final run up to the election but the damage had been done.

Palin would have stood a one in three chance of taking over as President (should McCain have won) simply through McCain dying of old age. For once the Spams showed some fecking sense and elected Obama... who may last an entire week before some good old boy plugs that uppity n*gger. Obviously no-one would be crass enough to run a dead pool on who assassinates Obama, when, where and how.

With the Republican Party about to implode with recriminations as to why they lost, the conservative/evangelical right is looking to groom her as their presidential nominee in 4 years.

A porn movie starring a lookalike of the Vice Presidential candidate called NAILIN' PAYLIN is due out this xmas.

[**She certainly does, being the progenitor of multiple children!]