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Sexual Intercourse

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The thing that makes the world go round, so important that the entire internet is dedicated to this very subject.

A fairly complex act which may involve 2 or more people, various sexes or just one, several barnyard animals, a couple of lubricants, latex and leather clothing, whips, restraints, industrial machinery, a ball gag, a pair of jackboots, possibly a script and a BBC presenter.

Despite the image above, it is generally recognised amongst the cognoscenti that it is important for both parties to remove their underpants before attempting sexual intercourse, unless at least one has taken an advanced course (see crotchless panties for details).