Ship

Large metal things that float on the really large watery thing.

Very expensive M.O.D. purchase much beloved by the Royal Navy.

At some point a boat becomes a ship but naval people are really tight lipped about when this happens. Obviously one of those things that seperates a landlubber from a bluff old sea dog.

-*cough* a boat is a submarine and a ship is a ship *cough*

- so its a rowing ship then? or a life-ship? and mibi you should get that cough looked at. Sounds nasty.

- Funny man, I'll get your coat then!