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1) Rolling up small balls of snow and throwing them at a colleague.

2) Usual method of desmination of information through out the tri-services.


OC Sqn to OC Tp: I would like to talk to Sig X as they have a D1 licence and we need a mini bus for mess function.

OC Tp to Tp SNCO: Can you send Sig X to the OC Sqn office something about his licence.

Tp SNCO to NCO: Here send Sig X to OC Sqn office, the boss said its to do with his licence!

NCO to someone who will see Sig X at some point: Here Xy has to go OC Sqn's office, apparently hes in sh1t to do with his licence, think hes getting charged.

Someone to Sig X: Your in the sh1t, the OC Sqn is hunting for you, you've really fcuked up and are getting done for Drink driving and sent to Colly then kicked out!!!

3) The passing / gobbing of manfat between two lovers, ie Crabby and Linemanloz after an afternoon of [[feltching] They do this to try and be more soldierly to try and give credibilty to thier soap dodging back-slidey natures. Student cnuts

4) Biting to replies after not having enough money to pay the Norwegian prostitutes, and instead having to try and putdown Students as they had the self discipline and intelligence to go into higher education instead of having to pouncing around in the plastic RAF see Army Air Corps. No need for higher education, thankyou..... Nor Norweigan prostitutes, I have a lady, one who loves me, unlike Booboo who thinks your a bit of a tool and knocked you back?..... a dual? battle of Bank statements and property / business portfolies?

Knock me back? Dickhead? Well if you had been there might have seen something diffrent. Not kissing me was she not? Not walking around Glasgow holding hand? NO must have been my imagionation eh?!

A dual, well would have to conside that you may have the upperhand due to the vast years of experance. I do however have enought for myself to comtable! With my name on 2 properties in St Kitts but hey, unlike you I am not self intrested unlike you who is only out for your own selfgain, where as I would rather put something back but never mind!