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;Vile and unhygienic sport practised by Royal Marines. Involves one contestant laying a huge, sloppy, Eartha Kitt on a coffee table and all other contestants squatting down with their noses at table level. A pint pot is then smashed down on the Eartha, and the one with the least sh*t on his Fizog wins. Or was it the other way round? I don't know, and I don't want to know. Also see [[Soggy Biscuit]].
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Vile and unhygienic sport practised by [[Royal Marines]]. Involves one contestant laying a huge, sloppy, [[Eartha Kitt]] on a coffee table and all other contestants squatting down with their noses at table level.  
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A pint pot is then smashed down on the Eartha, and the one with the least faecal matter on his fizog wins. Or was it the other way round? I don't know, and I don't want to know. Known to real soldiers as [[Freckle]]s.
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Vile and unhygienic sport practised by Royal Marines. Involves one contestant laying a huge, sloppy, Eartha Kitt on a coffee table and all other contestants squatting down with their noses at table level.

A pint pot is then smashed down on the Eartha, and the one with the least faecal matter on his fizog wins. Or was it the other way round? I don't know, and I don't want to know. Known to real soldiers as Freckles.

See also Soggy Biscuit.



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