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Nasty, filthy, workshy types who run up a huge Tax Payers Bill and then complain that they have to work for three hours a week. It might just be jealousy talking, but they just tend to get drunk and shag each other.

Comes from a combination of Latin words: 'Stu' meaning that they stew in their own juices and filth and 'Dent' meaning depression - These people are always miserable and protesting despite living the high life on other people's money.


Parasites with zero life experience but with opinions amounting to bugger all on everything. Often refuse to listen and continue as if they know best resulting in smacked bottoms and early nights all round.

Funded by mummies and daddies and a Saturday job scooping out bins and lavatories of KFC, this is where all the military knowledge they posess comes from and puts them in a position to offer advice across the forums. Many new recruits are grateful for this advice from such experience and none of them on realising its utter bollox want to set about them with an ice cream scoop and sock full of 9v batteries on release from the training staff.

Occasionally there are pretty girl students but they spoil things by avoiding soap, wearing ridiculous flowery frocks, not brushing thier teeth and uttering tosh about Nuclear deterrants and the state of the NHS (which the spotty trout won't contribute to being a tax dodging workshy fop)

In all of UK history there have only ever been three worthwhile students (Mike wasn't funny)and they were actors pretending to be idle turds

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