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Sweating like Michael Jackson at an orphanage picnic.
 
Sweating like Michael Jackson at an orphanage picnic.
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Sweating like Pee Wee Herman in a Nursery.
  
 
Sweating like a [[Scouser]] in a Magistrates' Court.
 
Sweating like a [[Scouser]] in a Magistrates' Court.

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Sweating like...

Currently a popular set of phrases to describe the level of perspiration during training or when caught by the long haired general surfing jazz web sites.

Great ones include:

Sweating like a Paratrooper in a spelling test.

Sweating like a marine in a maths test.

Sweating like a paedophile in Mothercare.

Sweating like a rapist in a rubber suit.

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Sweating like Michael Jackson at an orphanage picnic.

Sweating like Pee Wee Herman in a Nursery.

Sweating like a Scouser in a Magistrates' Court.

Sweating like LJH in a playground.

Sweating like a fat bird in a cake shop.

Sweating like MDN in his PVC romper suit.

Sweating like Tony Bliar everytime theres an Iraq war 'leak'.

Sweating like The Tory Party when they heard Archer wanted back in.

Sweating like a fat chick shagging in a sauna.

Sweating like a Bitch on Heat.

Sweating like Stan Collymore in a car park.

Sweating like a one legged man at an arrse kicking contest.

Sweating like a Bootie in The Body Shop.

Sweating like a paedo in a prison riot.

Sweating like John Prescott in a pie shop.

Sweating like David Blunkett at Crufts.