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Currently a popular set of phrases to describe the level of perspiration during training or when caught by the long haired general surfing jazz web sites.

Feel free to add your own:

Sweating like a Bombay money lender

Sweating like an Arab in customs.

Sweating like Jill Dando trying to get the key in the front door.

Sweating like a whore in the Cistine Chapel.

Sweating like a nun in a field of cucumbers.

Sweating like a Paratrooper in a spelling test.

Sweating like a Marine in a maths test.

Sweating like a social worker in a school.

Sweating like a paedophile in Mothercare.

Sweating like a rapist in a rubber suit.

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Sweating like Michael Jackson at an orphanage picnic.

Sweating like Pee Wee Herman in a Nursery.

Sweating like a Scouser in a Magistrates' Court.

Sweating like a fat chick in a cake shop.

Sweating like MDN in his PVC romper suit.

Sweating like Tony Bliar everytime there's an Iraq war 'leak'.

Sweating like the Conservative Party when they heard Archer wanted back in.

Sweating like a fat chick shagging in a sauna.

Sweating like a paedophile in a teddybear suit with a hole between the legs so the kids can get the sweets out.

Sweating like a bitch on heat.

Sweating like Stan Collymore in a car park.

Sweating like a one-legged man at an arrse kicking contest.

Sweating like a Bootie in Dorothy Perkins

Sweating like a paedo in a prison riot.

Sweating like John Prescott in a pie shop.

Sweating like David Blunkett at Crufts.

Sweating like an Agateophobiac at a New Labour conference.

Sweating like a Coprophobiac at a Speckles tournament.

Sweating like a Medorthophobiac at a Naked Rollmat Fighting contest.

Sweating like a Hellophobiac in a kebab shop.

Sweating like a Gymnophobiac at Lympstone.

Sweating like a Muslim at the Metropolitan Police Force's firearms display

Sweating like a Brazillian around British Transport Police Officers in a London Underground.

Sweating like a Pyrophobiac at Glasgow Airport.

Sweating like a Brazilian electrician on a tube train.

Sweating like a Blind lesbian in a fish factory.

Sweating like a rapist.

Sweating like a pregnant nun.

Sweating like a hooker in an abortion clinic.

Sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant.

Sweating like an alter-boy in church.

Sweating like a haemophiliac on Warfarin

Sweating like a Chinese political dissenter now the Olympic Games are over.

Sweating like James Shortt at a Remembrance Parade.

Sweating like Jonathan Woss at a BBC Trustee's meeting.

Sweating like Jacqui Smith with the auditors in.

Sweating like the Metropolitan Police every time CCTV footage of a 'riot' gets aired.

Sweating like Gordon Brown after the latest government sleaze gets aired in the media.

Sweating like a glass blower's arse


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