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The worst, shoddiest, mong boots of all time from the 90s. Also the proposed name for [[Ultimate Force]].
 
The worst, shoddiest, mong boots of all time from the 90s. Also the proposed name for [[Ultimate Force]].
  
Tactical Force boots were so ill-fitting they made you walk like a spastic, quickley deformed in no time, laces prone to snapping, horrible and were crap for climbing, Best avoided.
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Tactical Force boots were so ill-fitting they made you walk like a spastic, quickly deformed in no time, laces prone to snapping, the bottom of the tongue was exposed that much they could be used as urinals, came with wooden shanks in the soles held in with rusty nails that would cause more poisoning than a punji trap, horrible and were crap for climbing. Best avoided.
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Also to note that in 1997, it was alleged that the leather used to make these boots were made from scrotal sacks. The boots were immediately removed and disposed of.
  
 
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These boots are made for mlaar-ing!

The worst, shoddiest, mong boots of all time from the 90s. Also the proposed name for Ultimate Force.

Tactical Force boots were so ill-fitting they made you walk like a spastic, quickly deformed in no time, laces prone to snapping, the bottom of the tongue was exposed that much they could be used as urinals, came with wooden shanks in the soles held in with rusty nails that would cause more poisoning than a punji trap, horrible and were crap for climbing. Best avoided.

Also to note that in 1997, it was alleged that the leather used to make these boots were made from scrotal sacks. The boots were immediately removed and disposed of.

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