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The Mall Ninja

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"Put the Lucozade down motherfucker!"

The Mall Ninja, also known as Gecko45

A walting, bisexual security guard and urban legend claiming to have served in the US Special Forces, being a member of a 'Rapid Tactical Force', and experience of boxing/martial arts etc.

He patrolled the shopping mall in military-type fatigues, along with webbing, leg holsters etc., and famously (and most disturbingly) Ninja-type gloves that can 'enable him to climb walls'.

Where to find him

British Equivalent