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The Outragemobile

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The Outragemobile

Maned by irate ARRSERs often due to idiotic comments in the media - such Rupert Everett's, saying that the Army are a bunch of Poofters:

Ire inducing article here

A high performance vehicle, it can go from stationary to 110% outage in less than 10 seconds. Like the Tardis, seemingly smaller on the outside, than on the inside and fully capable of take the entire ARRSE community onboard (with the exception of Sven who is a liberal woose).

Design

The Outragemobile, at present, is decked out in Pink, with a leopard skin interior, just for Mr Everett. At present, is permanently manned by the men of 3 Para Mortar Platoon, for rather obvious reasons overseen by MDN in his battle thong and ballistic ball gag.

An outside view of the beautiful Outragemobile with the DPM (Disruptive Pink and macho) for camouflage in Gay Rights parades. The rather deadly L111A11a APFSDS Pompom is in the deployed position.

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And a rather spacious interior that looks like a cross between a pimpmobile and something out of Tron:

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