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The Outragemobile

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Manned by irate ARRSErs - often due to idiotic comments in the media - such as Rupert Everett saying that the Army are a bunch of poofters:

Ire-inducing article here

A high-performance vehicle, it can go from stationary to 110% outrage in less than 10 seconds. Like the Tardis, it is seemingly smaller on the outside than on the inside and is fully capable of taking the entire ARRSE community onboard (with the exception of Sven who is a liberal woose).

Design

The Outragemobile, at present, is decked out in pink, with a leopard-skin interior, just for Mr Everett. Until something new comes along to (re)inflame passions, it is manned by the men of 3 Para Mortar Platoon, who are (for rather obvious reasons) overseen by MDN in his battle thong and ballistic ball gag.

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An outside view of the beautiful Outragemobile with DPM (Disruptive Pink and Macho) camouflage for use in Gay Rights parades. The rather deadly L111A11a APFSDS Pompom is in the deployed position.

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The rather spacious interior that looks like a cross between a pimpmobile and something out of Tron but in keeping with all British Armoured vehicles ... it has a BV (capacity 4400 gallons for the 35000 ARRSErs).

See also: Outrage.