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* Girlies' fun bumps.
 
* Girlies' fun bumps.
* Funbags
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* [[Funbags]]
 
* Two puppies in a sack
 
* Two puppies in a sack
 
* "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
 
* "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
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* Breasticles
 
* Breasticles
 
* Top-[[bollocks]]
 
* Top-[[bollocks]]
* Norks
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* [[Norks]]
 
* Baps
 
* Baps
 
* Boobies
 
* Boobies
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* Breasts
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* Udders
 
* 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
 
* 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
* A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits [[Sarge]]!' i.e. Tits up.
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* A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits [[Sarge]]!' i.e. [[Tits Up]].
 
* Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. [[SA80]].
 
* Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. [[SA80]].
  
Can be encased in a [[Wonderbra]].
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Can be encased by a [[Wonderbra]] in order to create a luscious [[cleavage]] for the insertion of the [[Pork Sword]].
  
 
[[category: Army Slang]]
 
[[category: Army Slang]]
 
[[category: Smut]]
 
[[category: Smut]]

Revision as of 16:53, 14 June 2007

Tits can mean a number of things:

  • Girlies' fun bumps.
  • Funbags
  • Two puppies in a sack
  • "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
  • Chesticles
  • Breasticles
  • Top-bollocks
  • Norks
  • Baps
  • Boobies
  • Breasts
  • Udders
  • 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
  • A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits Up.
  • Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.

Can be encased by a Wonderbra in order to create a luscious cleavage for the insertion of the Pork Sword.