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Difference between revisions of "Tits"
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* Girlies' fun bumps. | * Girlies' fun bumps. | ||
| − | * Funbags | + | * [[Funbags]] |
* Two puppies in a sack | * Two puppies in a sack | ||
* "If these were brains, I'd be a professor" | * "If these were brains, I'd be a professor" | ||
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* Breasticles | * Breasticles | ||
* Top-[[bollocks]] | * Top-[[bollocks]] | ||
| − | * Norks | + | * [[Norks]] |
* Baps | * Baps | ||
* Boobies | * Boobies | ||
| + | * Breasts | ||
| + | * Udders | ||
* 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!' | * 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!' | ||
| − | * A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits [[Sarge]]!' i.e. Tits | + | * A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits [[Sarge]]!' i.e. [[Tits Up]]. |
* Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. [[SA80]]. | * Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. [[SA80]]. | ||
| − | Can be encased in a [[ | + | Can be encased by a [[Wonderbra]] in order to create a luscious [[cleavage]] for the insertion of the [[Pork Sword]]. |
[[category: Army Slang]] | [[category: Army Slang]] | ||
[[category: Smut]] | [[category: Smut]] | ||
Revision as of 16:53, 14 June 2007
Tits can mean a number of things:
- Girlies' fun bumps.
- Funbags
- Two puppies in a sack
- "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
- Chesticles
- Breasticles
- Top-bollocks
- Norks
- Baps
- Boobies
- Breasts
- Udders
- 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
- A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits Up.
- Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.
Can be encased by a Wonderbra in order to create a luscious cleavage for the insertion of the Pork Sword.
