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Tits can mean a number of things:
 
Tits can mean a number of things:
  
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* Baps
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* Boobies
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* Breasticles
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* Breasts
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* Chesticles
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* 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
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* [[Funbags]]
 
* Girlies' fun bumps.
 
* Girlies' fun bumps.
* [[Funbags]]
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* "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
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* [[Millennium Domes]]
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* [[Norks]]  
 
* Two puppies in a sack
 
* Two puppies in a sack
* "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
 
* Chesticles
 
* Breasticles
 
 
* Top-[[bollocks]]
 
* Top-[[bollocks]]
* [[Norks]]
 
* Baps
 
* Boobies
 
* Breasts
 
 
* Udders
 
* Udders
* 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
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:All of the above can all be encased by a [[Wonderbra]] in order to create a luscious [[cleavage]] for the insertion of the [[Pork Sword]].
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Or possibly, but not quite so good:
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* A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits [[Sarge]]!' i.e. [[Tits Up]].
 
* A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits [[Sarge]]!' i.e. [[Tits Up]].
 
* Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. [[SA80]].
 
* Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. [[SA80]].
 
* A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'  
 
* A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'  
  
Can be encased by a [[Wonderbra]] in order to create a luscious [[cleavage]] for the insertion of the [[Pork Sword]].
 
  
 
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Revision as of 01:36, 4 January 2008

Tits can mean a number of things:

  • Baps
  • Boobies
  • Breasticles
  • Breasts
  • Chesticles
  • 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
  • Funbags
  • Girlies' fun bumps.
  • "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
  • Millennium Domes
  • Norks
  • Two puppies in a sack
  • Top-bollocks
  • Udders
All of the above can all be encased by a Wonderbra in order to create a luscious cleavage for the insertion of the Pork Sword.

Or possibly, but not quite so good:

  • A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits Up.
  • Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.
  • A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'


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