Difference between revisions of "Tits"

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Tits can mean a number of things:

All of the above can all be encased by a Wonderbra in order to create a luscious cleavage for the insertion of the Pork Sword.

Or possibly, but not quite so good:

A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits Up.
Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.
A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'

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 Tits can mean a number of things:
+* Baps
+* Boobies
+* Breasticles
+* Breasts
+* Chesticles
+* 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
+* [[Funbags]]
 * Girlies' fun bumps.
-* [[Funbags]]
+* "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
+* [[Millennium Domes]]
+* [[Norks]]
 * Two puppies in a sack
-* "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
-* Chesticles
-* Breasticles
 * Top-[[bollocks]]
-* [[Norks]]
-* Baps
-* Boobies
-* Breasts
 * Udders
-* 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
+:All of the above can all be encased by a [[Wonderbra]] in order to create a luscious [[cleavage]] for the insertion of the [[Pork Sword]].
+Or possibly, but not quite so good:
 * A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits [[Sarge]]!' i.e. [[Tits Up]].
 * Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. [[SA80]].
 * A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'
-Can be encased by a [[Wonderbra]] in order to create a luscious [[cleavage]] for the insertion of the [[Pork Sword]].
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