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* Udders
 
* Udders
  
:All of the above can all be encased by a [[Wonderbra]] in order to create a luscious [[cleavage]] for the insertion of the [[Pork Sword]]. The clever addition of nipples gives the [[squaddie]] the opportunity to revert to childhood and  play [[Etch-A-Sketch]].
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:*All of the above can all be encased by a [[Wonderbra]] in order to create a luscious [[cleavage]] for the insertion of the [[Pork Sword]]. The clever addition of nipples gives the [[squaddie]] the opportunity to revert to childhood and  play [[Etch-A-Sketch]].
  
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:*An enterprising young [[soldier]] also developed the rules of [[Tit Cricket]] in order to while away the hours waiting for [[Bezzer]]s to arrive.
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Or possibly, but not quite so good:
 
Or possibly, but not quite so good:
  
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* A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'  
 
* A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'  
  
Definitely bad things:
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Definitely not good:
  
 
*[[Moobs]]
 
*[[Moobs]]
  
 
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Revision as of 01:37, 11 February 2008

Tits can mean a number of good things:

  • An enterprising young soldier also developed the rules of Tit Cricket in order to while away the hours waiting for Bezzers to arrive.

Or possibly, but not quite so good:

  • A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits Up.
  • Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.
  • A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'

Definitely not good:

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