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:*An enterprising young [[soldier]] also developed the rules of [[Tit Cricket]] in order to while away the hours waiting for [[Bezzer]]s to arrive. | :*An enterprising young [[soldier]] also developed the rules of [[Tit Cricket]] in order to while away the hours waiting for [[Bezzer]]s to arrive. | ||
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Revision as of 18:43, 11 February 2009
Tits can mean a number of good things:
- Baps
- Boobies
- Breasticles
- Breasts
- Chesticles
- 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
- Funbags
- Girlies' fun bumps.
- "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
- Millennium Domes
- Norks
- Two puppies in a sack
- Top-bollocks
- Udders
- All of the above can all be encased by a Wonderbra in order to create a luscious cleavage for the insertion of the Pork Sword. The clever addition of nipples gives the squaddie the opportunity to revert to childhood and play Etch-A-Sketch.
- An enterprising young soldier also developed the rules of Tit Cricket in order to while away the hours waiting for Bezzers to arrive.
- See Tit Monday for an important date in your diary.
Or possibly, but not quite so good:
- A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits Up.
- Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.
- A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'
Definitely not good:
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