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Tits can mean a number of things:
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Tits can be name things and can have many names.
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'''The following are good...'''
  
* Girlies' fun bumps.
 
* Funbags
 
* Two puppies in a sack
 
* "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
 
* Chesticles
 
* Breasticles
 
* Top-bollocks
 
* Norks
 
 
* Baps
 
* Baps
 
* Boobies
 
* Boobies
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* Breasticles
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* Breasts
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* Bristols (as in Bristol Cities - Titties)
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* Chesticles
 
* 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
 
* 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
* A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits up.
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* [[Funbags]]
* Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.
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* Girlies' fun bumps.
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* "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
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* Lungs
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* [[Millennium Domes]]
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* [[Norks]]
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* [[Puppies|Two puppies in a sack]]
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* Top-[[bollocks]]
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* Udders
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All of the above can all be encased by a [[Wonderbra]] in order to create a luscious [[cleavage]] for the insertion of the [[Pork Sword]]. The clever addition of nipples gives the [[squaddie]] the opportunity to revert to childhood and  play [[Etch-A-Sketch]].
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An enterprising young [[soldier]] also developed the rules of [[Tit Cricket]] in order to while away the hours waiting for [[Bezzer]]s to arrive.
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See [[Tit Monday]] for an important date in your diary.
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'''Not quite so good:'''
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* A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits [[Sarge]]!' i.e. [[Tits Up]].
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* Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. [[SA80]].
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* A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'
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'''Definitely not good:'''
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*[[Moobs]]
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* Spaniel's lugs
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'''Exist only in theory'''
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* [[Lucy Lawless' Tits]]
  
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Latest revision as of 14:45, 5 April 2017

Tits can be name things and can have many names.

The following are good...

All of the above can all be encased by a Wonderbra in order to create a luscious cleavage for the insertion of the Pork Sword. The clever addition of nipples gives the squaddie the opportunity to revert to childhood and play Etch-A-Sketch.

An enterprising young soldier also developed the rules of Tit Cricket in order to while away the hours waiting for Bezzers to arrive.

See Tit Monday for an important date in your diary.

Not quite so good:

  • A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits Up.
  • Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.
  • A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'

Definitely not good:

  • Spaniel's lugs

Exist only in theory

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