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Tits can mean a number of things:

  • Girlies' fun bumps.
  • Funbags
  • Two puppies in a sack
  • "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
  • Chesticles
  • Breasticles
  • Top-bollocks
  • Norks
  • Baps
  • Boobies
  • 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
  • A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits up.
  • Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.

Can be encased in a Wonderbra.