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Tits can mean a number of things:

  • Girlies' fun bumps.
  • Funbags
  • Two puppies in a sack
  • "If these were brains, I'd be a professor"
  • Chesticles
  • Breasticles
  • Top-bollocks
  • Norks
  • Baps
  • Boobies
  • Breasts
  • Udders
  • 'FUCK SAKE LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE!'
  • A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits Up.
  • Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.
  • A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'

Can be encased by a Wonderbra in order to create a luscious cleavage for the insertion of the Pork Sword.

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