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Tits can mean a number of good things:

All of the above can all be encased by a Wonderbra in order to create a luscious cleavage for the insertion of the Pork Sword. The clever addition of nipples gives the squaddie the opportunity to revert to childhood and play Etch-A-Sketch.

Or possibly, but not quite so good:

  • A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits Up.
  • Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.
  • A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'

Definitely bad things:

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