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Even the surliest of locals will break out into a winsome, gap-toothed grin when, in his native tongue, you aver that he sucks on his Mum's Lady-cock...
 
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'''9.  Dutch.'''
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Ik ben geil! = I am horney.
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Ik wel ja de hele nacht neuken zodat ze morgen niet meer kan lopen! = I am going to fcuk you all night so that you won't be able to walk in the morning.
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Naar het hoer huis alstublieft (AUB) = Go to the whore house please.
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Mijn vriend wilts U betalen. = My friend will pay you.
  
 
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Revision as of 16:38, 19 September 2006


Choice obscenities for Deployments.

F*ck Beaconsfield, I can meet all your foreign-language requirements right here.

Need to know how to say "I spit on your Mother's Snatch" in Farsi?

Want to be chased through the Main Gate by machete-wielding cabbies on three continents?

If so, then you have come to the right place...


1. Arabic.

Airi Fe Sabahak = My dick on your forehead

Be kam foloose min chen bint segera = How much for the little girl ?

Fatah = Foreskin (considered a grave insult)

Zabourah = Penis, Cock, Dick


2. Gaelic.

Focáil leat = Fuck off

Bí ‘do thost = Shut up

Téigh trasna ort féin = Go fuck yourself

Díul mó bhad = Suck my dick

Tá tú glan as do mheabhair = You're crazy

Táim ag teacht = I'm cuming

Is cuma liom sa diabhal = I don't give a damn

Dúil mo bod = Suck my dick

Damnú air! = Shit/damn it!


3 German.

Affenschwanz = Monkey-dick

Hau ab, Du Pfeife = Take a hike, dick

Wichser = Wanker

Ich finde Dich Scheiße =I think you're shit


4. Persian. Be prepared for Dubya's next outing..

Kosefil - Elephant's Cunt kosskesh - pimp coony - Faggot kesafat - you dirty piece of shit

beshoor - no brained

madar kharbeh - mother fucker

an - diarhhea

kos-khol - sex crazy

amale - dirty piece of shit labor worker

khar - idiot

an damagh - booger

khange khodah - screw-up of god

antareh gav - "annoying cow"

bee-sharaf - [bad insult] Gendeh - Bitch or whore Pedar Sag - Your father is a dog Khar Coste - Your sister is a bitch Mardar Sag - Your mother is a dog


5. Russian. Please be careful with these: I do not want starting WW3 on my conscience.

Sooka = Bitch/traitor/whore

Yob tvoiu mat' - Fuck your mother

poshol na khui - Fuck off

kooshite govno ee oomeeite - eat shit and die

ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy - I have a big yellow dick

govno - shit

bliad - Oh shit or whore

Khui - cock

manda - cunt

sraka - an ass

mudak - an asshole

govniuk - shithead

Khuyesos' - cocksucker


6. Serbian. (For sheer f*cking weirdness, you can't beat these with a stick.)

Ni vreden pol kurca!= You ain't worth half a cock!

Ne vrediš ni pola pizde vode!= You ain't worth half a cunt of water!

Majku mu ga!= Fuck your mother!

Jebem ti majku!, Jebem ti miša! and Jebem ti kuću poganu!= Fuck your mother! fuck your rat! fuck your infidel house! ( I think you really have to upset somebody to catch that little lot....)

And to finish off, a saying, although I am not quite sure in what context you would use this:

Naše sreći nigde kraja, grobari nam ližu jaja!= There's no end to our luck, the gravediggers are licking our balls!

It must be a Slivovitz thing.


7. Spanish.


Cago en tu leche = I shit in your milk

Hijo de la gran puta = Son of a great whore

Pinche pito de pitufo = Fucking smurf dick!

Beso negro = Rimming (lit. Black kiss)

Polla (poya) = Dick... Hmm, Last time I was in Spain, Pollo meant Chicken. Chupa la Polla = Suck my cock.. you mean suck my chicken? Reply: Notice the change in gender. Many a language student has popped in to the butchers, got his genders wrong and asked for large cock. That said, I guess that is significantly less embarrassing that asking a chick to suck your chicken, as you've pointed out. Here's another one:

Cojones (kohone ez) = Bollocks, but Cojines = Cushions and Cajones = drawers (as in 'chest of'). A minefield. And they say it's easy.

Coño (connyoh) = Cunt, although reaonable acceptable in Spanish. A bit like fuck and can be good or bad.

Maricon = Gay

Españoletta = Tit wank.

por el Culo = up the arrse.

Culo del Mundo = Northern Ireland

de Puta Madre (of the mother whore) = by gosh pedro, that really is rather good. eg "dees Man Fat and Glow Beans eess de Puta Madre".

Puticlub = Brothel / Strip joint. Don't exist in a good Catholic country of course.


8. Turkish.

Pushti Malaka = Gay mother f*cker.

Ladies and Gents, getting key local phrases weighed off demonstrates good "soft" skills.

Even the surliest of locals will break out into a winsome, gap-toothed grin when, in his native tongue, you aver that he sucks on his Mum's Lady-cock...

9. Dutch.

Ik ben geil! = I am horney.

Ik wel ja de hele nacht neuken zodat ze morgen niet meer kan lopen! = I am going to fcuk you all night so that you won't be able to walk in the morning.

Naar het hoer huis alstublieft (AUB) = Go to the whore house please.

Mijn vriend wilts U betalen. = My friend will pay you.

more to be added...

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